Saturday, December 6, 2008

My kickass sick mail

Thursday I wasn't feeling good when I woke up, but I thought it would pass as the day progressed. It didn't. I tried toughing it out and faltered after the first group presented in the Fantasy Teams class. So I went home and slept. Before I did that, I sent the following email to to my evening class professor.


Subject: Tonight! Tonight! Tonight will be the night...

Body: That I won't be in class. Sorry (professor's name). The biohazard team wouldn't let me leave the building. However, I have sent my goodwill ambassador (my partner's name) to represent me. Her schizophrenia should cover us both nicely for presentation tonight.


I had great fun writing that. Now if only I could get paid for it.

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